My Sister is Crazy

My sister is crazy.

Have you heard the news?

My sister is not mentally right.

She does strange things,

Like knitting and quilting.

She likes weird things,

Like Amish fiction and cats.

My sister is crazy.

She tries to read my books.

When they’re not actually books yet.

My sister is crazy.

My sister is weird. 

Sometimes she might take over the world.

But she crochets instead,

Or plays with her Daleks.

My sister, let me tell you,

Is weird.

But I love her anyway,

Because who isn't weird?

And, after all, I do write poetry,

And you don't get much weirder than that.

My sister is crazy,

And that's why I love her.